Watch Dog

我們常說‘狗會看門’

可是‘看門’是什麼意思啊？

你看過你家或人家家的狗‘看門’嗎？

我家的泰哥太可愛了。 牠真的是坐在那裡‘看門’!

*感動* 没有白费我的爱心！

很好。牠有實行牠的任務。

怎麼樣？ 我的教導有方吧。呵呵。。。

SOS

You know urgent attention is required when:

* 90% of your clothes are too tight for you

* You cannot find the red top you desperately needed in your closet

* You sorted thru your closet & went Ooohh & aahhh over many long-forgotten clothes

* There is totally no more space for all your new and inherited belongings

My emergency action?

I closed my eyes and told myself that I was only having a nightmare... Yup, there is nothing to worry about for it's only a dream. It's not real.....

Mum's biased!

Mum shows her favouritism again... *I still haven't forgotten abt the bun vs drumstick incident* *记仇记恨* :P

It happened yesterday. After dinner.

Mum: Have you fed Tiger?

Me : Yes. Gave him food already. But he is not eating.

Mum: U always give him lousy food.. that's why.

Me : I gave him the meat you cooked for us last night wor

Mum: ......

Looks like all my pets have better life and 'higher status' than me at home worrr *sob sob* Even mum's cooking isn't good enough for Tiger! *faint* What's more, I feed Tiger everyday, bath him, pat him, play with him, educate him etc.. wah, i do sound like a maid for my dog! haha.... Oh well, that's what our parents do too... so better don't complain :P

Actually, Tiger was very distracted yesterday. He was busy woofing at the neighbour's dogs that wandered around at the roadside til he forgot to eat... HA! I hope he is just as hardworking when it comes to seeing suspicious strangers!

Innocent look~

Jane cheers me up.... sometimes....

Today's conversations with Jane goes like this

Jane: Can you help me get some raw nuts for soup cooking?

Me: Raw nuts? What kind? Peanuts or black beans? Or u meant barley and green beans?

Jane: I want to cook ma's bean soup. They sell at Carrefour here but very very expensive... Can't afford.

Me: So you want black beans izit?

Jane: I don't know if it's black beans or not. Just the type ma uses to boil.

Me: ......

If we were in a comics, there would be lots and lots of croaking crows flying across the page, above my head... like this

I wonder how Jane knows that the 'raw nuts' she wanted are very very expensive when she doesn't even know what kind she wanted....

haha Jane... I'm still laughing as I write this... u r funny....

..... but pls don't do that too often... i will go maaaadddd... LOL

My Dark Secret.... no more.....

We have an old scooter at home. It's my dad's... My mum used to ask him to sell it off since he no longer uses it but my dad always refused.

My dad has always been the 'thrower' in the house. He can throw out anything (esp other people's! >___< ) without any hesitation but when it comes to his beloved scooter, he just wouldn't part with it...

I can understand.... it's his very first 'girlfriend' which he bought with his hard earned money. And the scooter went to places with him... he must have fond memories and deeps feelings for it. That's for sure....

When we were little kids, dad used to take us out on that scooter. of coz we took turns la.. Sometimes we fought coz one of us went for a ride longer than others... the things kids fight over.. haha...

That day (after soOOOOooo many years......), my mum mentioned to my dad abt the scooter again... This time, she asked my dad to sell it off as scrap iron because it is rusty and still not usable... Again, my dad refused.

How old and rusty? see for yourself

Lonely old scooter

I suddenly remembered about the things we did many many years ago.... My sisters, brother and I played police & thief game in the house one day and accidentally knock over & broke the 福禄寿 figurines in the living room. And to avoid being scolded, we decided to bury the evidence... We didn't dig a deep hole in the backyard to conceal the bodies.. We took the easy way out and hid them in my dad's scooter compartment.

After more than 20 years, my parents still haven't found out about the 'murder' case! Ahahahahaha.... I went to the old and rusty scooter after my parents' conversation and guess what? The broken 福禄寿 are still at their secret place!! Yes i know.. how could we slipped away with such crime since the 福禄寿 were big and obvious figurines in the living room!

The well hidden bodies

We might have safely escaped my parents' scolding, but will we be punished by 福禄寿 instead, for killing them? I hope not.... They have big and kind hearts. I'm sure we have been forgiven ^^

就那麼的隨意

最近很忙。其實也不曉得自己在忙些什麼。 反正就是時間不夠用啦 （>__<）

寫東西的靈感也不知跑到那裡了。。 我想， 它應該還在享受年假吧。‘忘了’跟我回來！哈~

我姐姐買了新的相機。還蛮好用的。 這是我隨意拍的。覺得出來的效果很特別。連我那個不稱贊人的弟弟也忍不住稱贊了 *得意* 呵呵。。。

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