Used to like to go to Kch Festival. We used to go almost everynite coz it's like the place where all food (good and bad) in Kch (and those that never existed before) unite. I think I've grown wiser (u don't necessary have to be old to be wise ;p) because I realise a few things - Yes, you maybe able to get almost everything u want there but at a price:-
1) No place to sit
Everyone in Kch all come out at the same time. But where are all the tables and chairs?
2) No airconds or fans to cool u down
We have to depend on mother nature for cool weather and air.
3) No waiter/waitress to take your orders
Have to compete with other customers to see who yell the loudest so the chef can hear ur order. Also have to watch where u walk to avoid 'human collision'.
4) Low quality of food
Food is served cold and is also not fresh. Mum's cooking is ALWAYS the BEST :)
5) Make lots of rounds to find one stupid parking spot
One uneducated kancil driver actually stole our spot last year!! Felt like scratching his car but I'm a civilised person...
6) Get stuck in the traffic before/after meal
*Yawn* Are we there yet???
7) U finally find a place to sit & when u are half way thru ur meal, rain pours
Well, at least it cools us down ^V^
8) Come home in sticky body & sweat-stained (ur own sweat or strangers'??) clothes. Ur hair also smells like food (yeeewww)
Shower, Shower, Shower!!
9) Pay more to get smaller serving of food
U would be full if you spent that $ on a plate of fish & chips + a drink at Westwood!!
10) The side effect of kch fest? Gain lots of pounds
Cannot wear the only pair of jeans that u can fit into anymore. May even need to buy a new pair of jeans if u cannot get rid of the fat.
11) Gamble with ur 'future'
All hawkers claim that their food are the best in Kch. *confused* we have to find out the hard way - pay & try.......
And if you are unlucky, you LS the next day (u get to lose weight!! (more like dehydration) & take sickie too!!) or worse, vomit on the spot like He-Who-I-Cannot-Name.
These are just some of my personal opinions. Am sure some of u would agree with me hehe... Kch Fest Lover, you are welcomed to defend ur favourite event. I'm a fair person :)
1) No place to sit
Everyone in Kch all come out at the same time. But where are all the tables and chairs?
2) No airconds or fans to cool u down
We have to depend on mother nature for cool weather and air.
3) No waiter/waitress to take your orders
Have to compete with other customers to see who yell the loudest so the chef can hear ur order. Also have to watch where u walk to avoid 'human collision'.
4) Low quality of food
Food is served cold and is also not fresh. Mum's cooking is ALWAYS the BEST :)
5) Make lots of rounds to find one stupid parking spot
One uneducated kancil driver actually stole our spot last year!! Felt like scratching his car but I'm a civilised person...
6) Get stuck in the traffic before/after meal
*Yawn* Are we there yet???
7) U finally find a place to sit & when u are half way thru ur meal, rain pours
Well, at least it cools us down ^V^
8) Come home in sticky body & sweat-stained (ur own sweat or strangers'??) clothes. Ur hair also smells like food (yeeewww)
Shower, Shower, Shower!!
9) Pay more to get smaller serving of food
U would be full if you spent that $ on a plate of fish & chips + a drink at Westwood!!
10) The side effect of kch fest? Gain lots of pounds
Cannot wear the only pair of jeans that u can fit into anymore. May even need to buy a new pair of jeans if u cannot get rid of the fat.
11) Gamble with ur 'future'
All hawkers claim that their food are the best in Kch. *confused* we have to find out the hard way - pay & try.......
And if you are unlucky, you LS the next day (u get to lose weight!! (more like dehydration) & take sickie too!!) or worse, vomit on the spot like He-Who-I-Cannot-Name.
These are just some of my personal opinions. Am sure some of u would agree with me hehe... Kch Fest Lover, you are welcomed to defend ur favourite event. I'm a fair person :)
2 comments:
eh... auntie.... u complain sooooo much.. but you still go there almost everyday rite?/???
Used to, used to.. But not anymore.
I rather eat at home hehe...
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