Thursday, April 19, 2018

My new occupation haha...


I took grab car at  the medical centre just now because i reckoned it would be easier for the driver to locate me if I am at a landmark.

When i got in, the driver asked me if I'm a doctor. 

I said nope. 

He asked me what I do.

I replied that I'm doing everything from low to high and left to right. I wasn't kidding. It's exactly what i do :P

He turned back and looked at me and said, "Nah, it can't be. You look like a doctor".

I wish I have such talent! haha.. I said really, am not. I just wait for car here actually... 

Then he started to chat with me, about health issues which are now affecting younger people, the high medical costs and insurance nowadays and how he had a heart surgery and then being told actually his heart is OK (Oh my, he went thru unnecessary pain!).....

He then turned around and said again,  I think you are a doctor.

@.@

I said nooooo... seriously! 
He 不死心 and continued to say, then u must be some kind of doctor's assistant?

NOOoooooooooooo.... 😅😅😅

Haha, which part of no doesn't he get it? haha... 

I'm telling the truth and yet he doesn't believe me 😆

OK la, it's an honoured to be regarded as a doctor. If he must insist, I will just accept with humble heart. Actually, u could say I am a 江湖医生 (self-taught, fake doctor) 😆 

There, i hope that makes him happy! haha...😂 

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

New Device for Home


OK, i haven't mentioned about the new device which we installed last November. 

I wanna wait and see if this device works as intended.... now that it has been almost half a year, i think i can comment on the effectiveness now.

*******

My home is infested with rats.

It has always been a problem because our house is surrounded by bushes and there is an abandoned house behind us where the rats hide. Of coz, the fact that there is plenty of food in my mum's kitchen too... it's like the rats can come for buffet anytime @.@

Recently, it becomes a serious problem when the rats multiply and create a colony within our house.

Many times, we see them breezily walked past. Sometimes we catch them eating an unopened packet of food in the kitchen... Something absurd happened one night. I was sitting in my room engaging myself in the IT world, then i saw in the corner of my eyes that "something" was moving into my room from outside. I looked and gosh, it was a rat! 

The rats are daring. They aren't afraid of anyone or anything.

We caught the rats using the cage a few times. And some died from the rat poison. But the problem did not get better.

One time, to prevent the rats from getting to precious food which i brought back from overseas, I kept them in hard casing luggage thinking it would be safe until one fine day, i found out that, the luggage that looked 'untouched' had actually been bitten through by the rats! just to reach the packets of dried organic noodles inside!

Look what they have done to my trusted friend!!
Arrrgghhhh



OMG, they are insane!! They are dangerous! They are out of control!

I bought a device which was said to produce ear-piercing sound that irritates rats and had them turned on 24 hours a day for about 2 years. As you can see, they don't work at all. Crap, money down the drain...

So after many many rounds of negotiations with my parents, one day, i came home to find a new device.

It's a ...


Blue-eyed kitten!
Ok, don't be fooled by his cuteness 


He was angry when my mum first brought him in. nobody could touch him. Even feeding him food offended him haha... 

Then after a few days of us trying to make friends with him, he relented. 

We kept him inside the house. The next day, we found a dead rat in the living room. Then we found dead little snakes, cockroaches, lizards... my parents were proud of him.  But we also found torn toilet paper, broken vase and that he actually naps on my cleaned clothes!!!

oh well, i guess nothing is perfect. This device functions but at the same time, we need to pay the price to keep him entertained.

As our cat grows bigger, he starts to treat home as a hotel. He disappears and only comes home during meal times when he will meow non-stop. After meal, he disappears again. He doesn't hunt for anything anymore and my parents start to complain that he is a useless cat.

haha, oh well, he deserves to be scolded. Just look at him... we find him sleeping most of the time or just lying around doing nothing haha...

Just look at all his different poses!








The cat is now my responsibility even technically, it's my mum who brought him home. As i said before, i'm a responsible person. Since the cat is now one of the family members, I have to make sure he becomes a better cat. So lately, i nag at him that he better starts catching some rats to prove to my parents that he is not some 'qi liao bi' (wasting food) member. 

Last weekend, i found some dead lizards on the floor. OK, no rats yet but at least he did SOMETHING. Yesterday, when i was eating at the dinner table, i saw something moving rapidly at the door. I looked closely and oh my gosh, my cat had a big black bird in his mouth. It was still alive and struggling!!

The cat with the bird bigger than him came inside the house and tried to go upstairs. I screamed at the cat and the next thing i saw, the bird escaped from his mouth and ran frantically to kitchen and then out the window and my cat was chasing after it, jumping from the floor to the counter top and then out the window.. it looks just like the scene in Jacky Chan's movie. 

It was crazy! When my cat returned from the bush, I caught him and said, PLEASE CATCH RATS, not birds. Zzzzz... 

Haiiii.... the rats are still partying loudly at the ceiling. I wonder when my cat will terminate them all. 

Friday, April 6, 2018

New skill developed

 
I have developed a new skill recently.

It's not something that i like to do and capable of but i have no choice because if i don't do it, i will eventually be the one responsible for the consequences :(

I have not mastered this kung fu because every time i need to practise it, I still feel embarrassed.

This new skill of mine is called 'giving gentle reminders" haha... well, it's a nice way of putting it. Really, i think those who have received countless messages or calls from me repeating the same would think it should be renamed to 烦死人 (bugging people or broken recorder) >_<

Seriously, i don't like this to be practised on me too. And i surely do not like practising this on people too. BUT  I force myself to do it simply because I have deadlines and objectives to meet. I hope those being bothered by me understand my predicament. I do it for a reason, really.

My sincere apology if u find me annoying.

But looking from another angle, if my requests are timely attended to, I wouldn't need to give reminders, right? Haha, look who is making me who I am :P

Many years ago, a friend once said to me that I'm a very responsible person. He said, whatever tasks given to me, I would find ways to accomplish them.

He is so damn right!! Once, i got headhunted by other section head because of this strength! It's a compliment although sometimes i wish i am not that responsible hehe... Being very responsible can make me v tired too. I remembered, when my family just set up a new business 2 yrs ago, as we were not familiar with the operation, it was hard at the beginning. And being a responsible person (i don't even own it! haha), i spent so many sleepless nights trying to understand the operations and figuring out how to operate it. I skipped lunches to run errands etc too. Soon, I ended up taking a short vacation in the hospital hahahaha...

Anyway, no matter what, i still feel blessed that I am a v responsible person. I see it as a quality rather than a suffering because by being so, I'm a better person. I refuse to allow myself to be complacent and just let people take lead of my life.

So guys, please excuse me. I know u may find me a nuisance for countless reminders, i feel the same too for doing so... . But, i do it anyway because life is the way we manage it :P